The Missions

If this were an Ocean’s Eleven movie, OPERATION: TOURIST TRAP Missions would feature advanced planning, precise timing, and precision execution. While BEACHED SIDE doesn’t have any of that, it does feature CROW’s flawed planning, along with GOOD DOG, CAT, and SEAGULL’s off-beat sense of timing and the gang’s predictably disastrous execution. But failure doesn’t dampen the Misfits of Mayhem’s enthusiasm. On the contrary, it makes them steadfast, with each new plan more elaborate and each failure more epic.

The Tourist Trap Devices

The Tourist Trap Devices are critical to CROW’s OPERATION: TOURIST TRAP Missions. Fortunately, CROW doesn’t allow something as silly as the ‘Theory of Relativity’ (a.k.a. gravity) to impede her dream of building a better mouse TOURIST trap. Like when the gang had built CROW’s ‘TSUNAMI SOAKER’ – (a SUPER SOAKING Airship) to deliver an aerial water assault and wash the TOURISTS away. While initially looking promising, it backfired sensationally on the gang, leaving the TOURISTS oblivious to the Tsunami danger they were never in.

Oh, The Irony

Unfortunately, CROW, CAT, GOOD DOG, and SEAGULL can’t catch a break. Instead of achieving their goal of ridding Beached Side of TOURISTS, their OPERATION: TOURIST TRAP Missions have had the opposite effect and have inadvertently attracted even more TOURISTS to Beached Side.  But don’t give up on team local too soon. They get the occasional win, although it’s often more to do with unrelated circumstances than their animal ingenuity.