Misfits of Mayhem
CROW
CROW is the self-proclaimed Diabolical Mastermind of the gang—although CAT strongly contests this statement. CROW’s #NOFILTER witty one-liners, directed at whoever is in earshot, reflect her cynical personality more than any ill-intention. CROW may be unapologetic, but she’s not mean-spirited; just misunderstood. CROW demonstrates unconditional loyalty to her friends, like when she stood up to someone insulting GOOD DOG, CAT, and SEAGULL, saying, “Hey, don’t insult my friends; that’s my job.”
CAT
CAT thinks SHE should be in charge and plans to orchestrate a coup - a coup d'cat, as CAT prefers to say. “Let them eat cake,” all part of her self-invented persona as a Parisian aristo-cat until LITTER GATE exposed she’s nothing more than a common house cat. CAT’s sarCATstic comments make it clear that no one is immune from her condescending personality. But like CROW, CAT’s fiercely loyal to SEAGULL, GOOD DOG, and CROW - they’re family, and she’ll protect them to the last of her nine lives.
GOOD DOG
GOOD DOG has a big heart, and he’s the cheerleader of the gang. GOOD DOG naturally exuberates cuteness and attracts the affectionate “isn’t he adorable” attention from the TOURISTS they’re plotting against. Easily distracted, GOOD DOG suffers from a heightened case of ‘Squirrel Syndrome.’ GOOD DOG believes table scraps are one of the primary food groups, and like his BFFF (Best Food Friend Forever) SEAGULL, if he were to have a love affair, it would be with food – pitting him against his best pal.
SEAGULL
SEAGULL is a textbook self-diagnosing hypochondriac who devotes his spare time to consulting Dr Google. The slightest hint that something might be wrong immediately triggers Defcon 1, resulting in a comical chain of events all to reaffirm that SEAGULL’s fine - standdown, crisis averted. You won’t see SEAGULL going out on a limb – metaphorically or physically. Considering he's a bird, SEAGULL’s fear of heights is problematic and hilarious - although SEAGULL identifies as non-avian.
The Understudies
A hilarious supporting cast of characters—PIG, PIGEON, SHEEP, and CANADA GOOSE—known as ‘the Understudies’ play bit parts in the Misfits of Mayhem’s OPERATION: TOURIST TRAP Missions. After all, it’s not every day you meet a Pig who fancies himself as George Clooney, a Canadian Goose who’s embraced his inner Sylvester Stallone, a Sheep who thinks she’s Barbra Streisand - or Baaabra for short, and a Pigeon who idolizes Jim Carrey’s portrayal of the Riddler in Batman Forever.
PIG
PIG’s days were numbered at the local SPCA until Howard, the Taxi driver, saved his bacon. With Howard’s poor eyesight, he mistook PIG (an emotional support pig) for a dog, and now the duo is inseparable. Howard and PIG are quite the spectacle for the unsuspecting tourists who get into the taxi to find a pig riding shotgun and helping to navigate.
PIGEON
PIGEON’s overly neurotic and characteristically skittish. His psychopathic slapstick comic relief adds another dimension to the gang’s dynamics. PIGEON plays bit-part roles in the gang’s TOURIST TRAP Missions; however, if ever caught, he’d be more ‘stool pigeon’ than any of his famous historical wartime ‘hero pigeon’ cousins.
CANADA GOOSE
CANADA GOOSE’s overused Stallone catchphrases “I’m no tourist” and “I’m your worst nightmare” demonstrate his Rambo ‘not to be messed with’ persona. But CANADA GOOSE is more chicken than goose, suffering from PTSD as a result of a hunting season incident. A car backfires during an OPERATION: TOURIST TRAP Mission sends CANADA GOOSE diving for cover.
SHEEP
SHEEP thinks she’s Barbra Streisand or Baaabra. SHEEP is quite the spectacle with tourists and is well known by the town locals. SHEEP adds a little pizzazz to everything she does, drawing attention from bystanders. The gang often uses this to their advantage and puts SHEEP to work as a decoy to distract from their devious TOURIST TRAP plots.